I Love to Laugh! Loud and Long and Clear, I Love to Laugh! So Everybody Can Hear!

So apparently I am not obvious enough in my writing to show that it's me, therefore I am now being required to state who is writing. So, to let you all know, this is Melanie.

Right now I'm sitting in a computer lab on campus killing time between my last class and my physics lab and I figured, hey, since I'm bored I might as well write on my blog right? But sadly I don't really have any great news or fun to share from my life, so instead I'm going to share fun from someone else's life :) For those of you who know me you'll know I love quotes, especially funny quotes. So to give you all a laugh during this stressful time called the school year (and to give myself something to do) here are some of my favorite quotes:

"It's always darkest before the dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper that's the time to do it."

"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."

"Women get the last word in every arguement. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

"Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble."

"We're all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."  

"Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy, fat women."  

"Macho doesn't prove mucho."

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?  The same urge that makes dog's chase cars they have no intention of driving."  

"At every party there are two kinds of people-those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is they are usually married to each other."  

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."  

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates."  

"It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love.  Love is a substitute for chocolate.  Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man."   

Well, I hope you've all gotten a good laugh out of these, sad to say that it took me so long to finish the whole post that it's now Sunday and I'm sitting with my roommate watching "Princess Protection Program", but whatever!  Enjoy the rest of your week! :)