Things I've Learned at College

Here are my (Melanie's) things that I've learned since being at college (none of which are related to classes):

1- If you are running late to class, the bus will be running late also

2- When a bus is absolutely jam-packed, the bus driver's favorite phrase becomes, "Push back and get close, we can squeeze a few more on."  

3- If you ask a boy what he's majoring in it will almost always be Engineering

4- If you ask a girl what she's majoring in it will almost always be Elementary Ed

5- If you aren't majoring in Engineering or Elementary Ed you are in the minority

6- There is absolutely nothing to do in Logan

7- Finals Week is one of the worst things ever invented, who wants to have a whole week dedicated to studying and tests?

8- Spring is a non-existent season in Logan

9- Even if there is a church right across the street from you, because you're in the singles ward they will send you to a church 15 minutes away

10- College students are pros at finding free things, and you'd be surprised at the things you can get for free

11- People who live in housing that's considered "off-campus" can be closer to the actual campus than some of us in housing considered "on-campus" 

12- Forgetting your debit card at a ski lodge is bad

13- Red-box movies and $5 pizza make a good date

14- One of the most popular forms of entertainment is Wednesday night Country Swing Dancing 

15- If you don't go to Country Swing Dancing those who do go will feel the need to convert you into going

16- Make sure you always turn off the oven

17- The popular time for fire drills is 1 am

18- Going jeeping in the snow at 11 pm and getting stuck is quite the way to spend a Friday evening

19- Boys are just as confusing in college as they were in jr. high

20- Enough sleep is harder to get then an A in a class